Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    She’s who ‘one size fits all’ was MADE for.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    I was at a political meeting one time, when a businessman present was chiding the politician over a government decision that was not helpful to the industry. He commented: “‘One size fits all’ only works for bathrobes.” The woman sitting behind him immediately piped up: “No, it doesn’t.”

    We all turned to see a woman who clearly weighed in excess of 400lbs. Now that’s what I call chutzpah!

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She’s right. But were you meaning him or her?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But it would be just her luck if they were out of one of the sizes…

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    I didn’t know that’s what they were called. Reading the comics can be so educational!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those things are sure popular lately in the comics.

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    Eristic  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke I recently heard: What do narcissistic women and Russian dolls have in common? - They’re both full of themselves.

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    rothblum Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    who knew what a “serafan” was.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Pretty much defines Card Carrying Political Party members and their families. Also analogous to The Great Divide.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    You know, I don’t recall any nesting dolls in the Toy Story movies.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Love your level of acute perception, Mark Parisi.

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