Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2020

  1. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    You can only special order them and they don’t arrive until next year.

     •  Reply
  2. Sylvester1
    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    More a “take away” or a “take home”!

     •  Reply
  3. Jmao9763
    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Thank God you didn’t expect a drive-thru!

     •  Reply
  4. Sammy on gocomics
    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s false advertising!

     •  Reply
  5. Snoopy laughs
    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is it a delivery or a separation?

     •  Reply
  6. Img 1574
    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Carry out, carry on, carry me back to ole Virginy

     •  Reply
  7. Stormking
    mountainclimber  almost 5 years ago

    I like the story “The Children of Men” by P. D. James. It’s 2027, and no child has been born for nearly two decades. It was made into a movie with Julianne Moore.

     •  Reply
  8. 0584 l
    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Take delivery now, and pay later… .. . . .

     •  Reply
  9. Ashampoo snap tuesday  october 4  2022 11h37m17s
    Ken Norris Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not available on GrubHub or DoorDash or UberEats.

     •  Reply
  10. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The storks are on strike maybe?

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    Traver Johnson  almost 5 years ago

    Dad jokes begin

     •  Reply
  12. Adamr
    Ron Bauerle  almost 5 years ago

    I thought most new mothers leave the hospital in a wheelchair?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Brevity