Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 24, 2011
February 23, 2011
February 25, 2011
Transcript:
8:00 AM
Horace: Weirdest thing... my feet are so tired.
Sine: Oh, you've been talking in your sleep again.
Horace: Huh?
3:00 AM
zzzz
Sine: Friends, romans, zzz, countrymen
No: his FEET. He’s sleepwalking bipedally. (And nevermind the use of talking horses and birds, Horace using a bed to sleep, and the other fantasy elements here.)
So an animal that has hooves doesn’t have feet? But he has shoes.
I can assure his hooves can’t hurt, as they are made of Keratin (the same as your fingernails) and have no nerves, which is why his shoes are attached with nails.
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Hooves…hooves…my HOOVES are tired.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Simon_Jester said, about 1 correction ago
Hooves…hooves…my HOOVES are tired.
No: his FEET. He’s sleepwalking bipedally. (And nevermind the use of talking horses and birds, Horace using a bed to sleep, and the other fantasy elements here.)
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
Nothing says you can’t walk bipedally and not have hooves.
Horace, did you eat all the waffles? No, et two, Brute.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Friends , romans and countymen…lend me your hooves…
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
That old sawhorse again…
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
How does your jaw feel?
Ed The Red Premium Member over 13 years ago
So an animal that has hooves doesn’t have feet? But he has shoes.
I can assure his hooves can’t hurt, as they are made of Keratin (the same as your fingernails) and have no nerves, which is why his shoes are attached with nails.
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
…lend me your ears!