A born loser.
Alimony: the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Alimony is when you give somebody a check to go away, and keep sending checks each month so they’ll stay gone.
Hmm… Congress used to be like that, but now they keep coming back…
Accidents are cheaper than alimony. Lawyers are like ex-spouses and casinos- they take the house AND the winnings.
“You can’t win, you can’t break even, you can’t even QUIT the game…”
[Alan Ginsberg]
You have a sure bet he will lose.
Alimony is how responsible modern serial polygamists support the wives who are no longer their “favorite”.
Rick McKee
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
A born loser.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Alimony: the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Alimony is when you give somebody a check to go away, and keep sending checks each month so they’ll stay gone.
Hmm… Congress used to be like that, but now they keep coming back…
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
Accidents are cheaper than alimony. Lawyers are like ex-spouses and casinos- they take the house AND the winnings.
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
“You can’t win, you can’t break even, you can’t even QUIT the game…”
[Alan Ginsberg]
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
You have a sure bet he will lose.
stuart over 13 years ago
Alimony is how responsible modern serial polygamists support the wives who are no longer their “favorite”.