Just grab his ankles, pull him forward, and let gravity do the rest. Oh, and you might want to put some pillows on the floor too, gravity is unforgiving.
Don’t… do it the way Nelson did.. with a reverse somersault. Your best bet is for Opal to pull on your feet, tip the chair.. and duck as you fly over her.
A cereal comment. Years ago I read that a scientific team fed rats various breakfast cereals to see which were healthiest. The rats that were fed only Cheerios did the best. Cheerios has been my main breakfast cereal ever since. Not sure why Cheerios has not seemed to use this wonderful result in their advertising.
he needs her help to get up, just like I did when I slid off this old slippery leather couch and slept there overnight. In the AM I crawled to get to a low stool so I could push myself up by leaning on the stool
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
What does the breakfast of champions have to do with this situation? Guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow.
stairsteppublishing almost 5 years ago
Easy, push your heels against the back of the chair, after asking Pearl for a pillow under your head. It can be tricky, however.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
“Nanu, nanu.”
(Pretty much.)
stellanova87 almost 5 years ago
Just grab his ankles, pull him forward, and let gravity do the rest. Oh, and you might want to put some pillows on the floor too, gravity is unforgiving.
Orcatime almost 5 years ago
I think in yoga this is called the reverse chair!
stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How about tipping the chair backwards?
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
And Earl soon rediscovers why he gave up doing backward somersaults.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
“Will Earl get out of the chair? Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of “Days of our Pickles!”
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Well Earl now that the blood rushed to your head do you feel any smarter ?
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
Glad to get the warning that this will be continued… I’d have been so utterly lost, otherwise.
Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now the question is, why are you STILL like that. And WE know! Hee, hee!
monya_43 almost 5 years ago
How’d he get in that position in the first place?
e.groves almost 5 years ago
I lie like that on the floor. It’s good for the back.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Earl is reliving his youth. How did he get in that position to begin with? LOL
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
Will Pearl call the Fire Department again? Tune in.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t… do it the way Nelson did.. with a reverse somersault. Your best bet is for Opal to pull on your feet, tip the chair.. and duck as you fly over her.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
I was noticing how much the portable engine puller in the garage resembles a medical man-lift…
KEA almost 5 years ago
I remember doing that… getting in was a whole lot easier than getting out (which involved a total loss of dignity)
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s good for blood circulation to the head!
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
Just tip the chair over. He’ll land on the floor and you can deal with that.
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A cereal comment. Years ago I read that a scientific team fed rats various breakfast cereals to see which were healthiest. The rats that were fed only Cheerios did the best. Cheerios has been my main breakfast cereal ever since. Not sure why Cheerios has not seemed to use this wonderful result in their advertising.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
OK Earl, perform a Salto.
j.l.farmer almost 5 years ago
thanks for the chuckle today….we can use it!!!!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Hello, 911? Would you send a gurney to…?”
jb32448 almost 5 years ago
he needs her help to get up, just like I did when I slid off this old slippery leather couch and slept there overnight. In the AM I crawled to get to a low stool so I could push myself up by leaning on the stool