FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 29, 2020

I worked in that department for a while. It’s the sadly common ID-10-T error.

What school database has the STUDENTS’ emails?

Paige is a cockeyed optimist. Or deluded…

Sugary water, which is what soda is mostly, is a fair to good conductor and will short out most electronics. In fact, water with something dissolved in it will make a conductor. Pure water though is a very poor conductor.

Do I see a stereo type?

Ah I.T. Problem number three. Foreign substance causing issues with the function of a device.Problems number one and two are “Is the device on” and “Is it receiving power”.

Try performing the Toran Ra.

Trade it in for a Flip-Phone Paige … your problems will be solved.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/04/12

Don’t you hate it when you get a problem with no solution? I feel for you, sir!

At first I thought he was wearing a face mask.

Sure. Blame the tech, not the operator…

The tech looks just like Jason, only older with a beard.

All those anonymous Russian hotties reply to my texts, but they all want the same thing …

Nope, it’s all good. Just go and read a book and wait for it to reactivate.

At first I thought that guy was wearing some kind of protective mask – kind of like Bane from the Batman movie. But then I noticed she wasn’t wearing anything…

Paige’s girlfriends’ texts and calls come through just fine. It’s the strangest thing.

I once had a problem with my phone that it didn’t show my voicemails, but the voicemails WERE there, I just had to manually check. I didn’t realize I had this problem until my mom tried to call me and told me my voicemail was full.

I think if the tech had a choice he wouldn’t be talking to her either.

Paige your pushing to much and scare the boys off.

I once killed a laptop by dropping a screwdriver on it. (It was the kind that had vodka in it…)

on the topic of flirting, why does peter think of supermodels when he dates Denise?

its not the phone’s problem