Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 09, 2020

Mopman to the rescue! Find that trash can!

P1, We could have told you that, Teddy.

P2, Why doesn’t Gil just say, “So.”

P3, Teddy has two feet like Tom Dempsey’s kicking foot. Nice shine on that floor, Mop.

In all reality , Way to pass the buck Mr Rollins .

In all reality , Is Marty Moon still in quarantine with the Corona Virus , inquiring minds want to know .

Why the sudden change of heart Tedrow? Steve Harvey tells GilPa this storyline can be settled on Family Feud.

There hasn’t been a new midterm exam used at Milford High since 1953. Gil’s reflective look in P2 is his remembering how that was the only way he was able to graduate.

P2- is that the latest S&P500 chart on Mr Rollins’ right hand? Probably not, it’d be plunging toward his elbow.

P 4: “…thank you for bringing this to my attention Teddy….I will take care of it…you can go now…”

P 1.5: “….yeah…so did your barber…”

And when Chris says he threw it out, then what?

As nefarious plans go, this one could be thwarted by Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell.

Alexa says: We studied together and he never looked at anything but my chest

I think I messed up, by shopping around a copy of last years’ midterm!

All this is for not anyway- the midterm is going to be interrupted by a duck and cover drill as is.

How would an AP teacher know who Teddy is anyway?I hear Teddy has a 1963 Sears lingerie catalog he is trying to move.

Well, the groundhog saw his shadow today, so we get at least 6 more weeks of this Eddie Haskell wanna-be jag-off

P2: “Survey says…clang….who cares?”

Damn – looks like I missed Steve Harvey’s floor last night, it’s duller than this storyline. But check out that hallway. Better bring your sunglasses!

And speaking of checking out, I’m sure you’ve been dying to check out today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp. Well wait no longer:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And uh,,,,since when is looking at an old tests unethical? College frats have had old exam files for decades. Gil should tell the teacher, “Great, I’ll reward him for being resourceful!”

This has been beaten to death by everyone for the past week, but note that even Steve Harvey says LAST YEAR’S TEST. If he was using the same test every year (because he’s a moron) wouldn’t he just say the kid gave Steve a copy of the midterm in advance? So again, WHO CARES? That is not cheating.

Maybe it’s time to engage ’Watha and the gang into giving Teddy the attention he deserves in the form of a blanket party

Teddy’s so stupid that he doesn’t realize that he is the one at the risk of suspension, or, speaking of beaten to death, of some Gil discipline…