Heart of the City by Steenz for March 29, 2020

Everyone needs more sleep to make up for lost time thanks to school.

Fat chance, kid. My cats bounce on my stomach at 6AM every day, even when I don’t fall asleep until 3 or 4.

Puny human, thou shall dance to MY schedule!

Good luck with that. Especially when you change the clocks.

Cats and dogs have an astonishing sense of time. Don’t let them convince you otherwise. I have sooooo many stories about that.

Weekends? What are that? Kitty says, Hooman, you moved! Therefore you are awake. so get up and get cat some FOOD!

I solved that problem a while back. My cats get fed once a day, just before bedtime. They still have food in the morning and most of the day, so I never get the “feed me” wake up call, just the “play with me” one.

oh my cat wakes me up at 5:15 every morning during the week, but does let me sleep in until 6am on weekends

Mark! You forgot the wall clock that reads 3:30am!

There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast. (not my own words, but I have no idea where I got it from)

Mine start waking me at 5:30 in the AM.