Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2020

A monocle and a top hat which you could wear cocked to the other side.

She would, she really would!

A monocle would make her a female fancy pants.

You can have Mr. Parent’s monocle, he no longer needs it. RIP Mr. Peanut.

Marigold knows something.

http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/03/04

Not necessarily a good thing, but something.

Phoebe is right, though. Marigold would RAWK a monocle.

You know, another cartoonist makes these single-use, unlubricated monocles—I keep one in my wallet for monocular emergencies. Perhaps Phoebe should start keeping one with her for moments like this?

Face up to the truth, Phoebe.

Marigold Heavenly Nostrils should fashion a “Vote Blue No Matter Who” baseball hat with celebrity, spell-controlled, flip-down sunglasses for herself.

Now I’m imagining Marigold gripping her monocle while yelling, “PHOEEEEEE-BEE!”(Meanwhile Dakota insists she sees nothing…NOTHINGK!)

no,no,no lunettes not a monocle

Phoebe would looks great as EQG Fluttershy.

But you know what they say: If you assume too much, you’d make an @$$ out of you and me. ;P