Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 04, 2020

The Hollow Dog guys are even worse.

They would be lined up if they were from the Fat Dog Society!

It could be true, but only for ones that did not get across the street.

Is that Kyrie Irving?

I never realized fleas needed glasses.

Next they’ll be telling everyone that it’s a hoax about those Jewish dogs who were sprayed with flea killer.

Better flat than lumpy

The only two who survived the great roadkill incident of 2018… They’ve witnessed the flat dog firsthand…

I subscribe to the idea that the dog we are riding has the shape of a sausage. I know it sounds weird but it makes sense to me

on the other hand is kinda weird that there is a membership for that. People believe or not, but it only counts if they get a membership? or is it like misery likes company, we are weirdos but we feel we are right if we have proof other people believe it also?Or like religions, behave good but it only counts if you say you practice the same religion as we do and follow the same arbitrary rituals that differentiate us from the rest, and it only counts as good if we are into the same boat?

“I have BEEN to the edge of the Dog! I have SEEN what is beyond!”

Then, some nit wit will come along to nit pick the situation.

Well, I’ve seen more flat dogs than round ones….