Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 07, 2020

terrible comparison the son gave if you ask me… and he’s going to his room for that

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

Ya see?

No. Maybe Elliot would like some rhubarb lemonade with bubbles or without.

No, I don’t. I want to see Elliot eat dirt…and like it.

Rhubarb pie if made correctly, like my mum made with enough sugar is absolutely delicious, especially if covered in Bird’s custard!!

On a different note my older brother, Pete and I would have raw rhubarb eating contests to see who could eat the most! He usually won!

I would suspect that most kids have at one time or another have tasted dirt.

I see a big time in the old bedroom for Elliot!!! For the rest of the night!!!

As a child and even as a teenager, I physically got sick from the smell of horseradish and excused myself from the table, getting dirty looks from my family.

I wonder what their reaction would have been if I had barfed there and then…

Both contain nutrients vital for the health of a growing smart aleck.

My dad always said, “You have to eat a peck of dirt before you die.”

I’ll leave that there. I’ve pondered it for years, and dirt=stuff you don’t like is the only thing I could come up with. Although I have eaten my share of dirt.

my mom who was from the south made a deep dish rhubarb, pie that was my favorite