Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 05, 2020

Hopefully that’s not the only restroom in the building.

This is how people end up being arrested for “public nuisance” behavior. It’s worse when you’re homeless and the city decides to shut down all  the free public bathrooms. Which happens. What kind of public official does that kind of (I really have to say it) shit?!

Lucky me. The woods are never out of order.

I hate when that happens.

Did they check the stockroom? There might be some order in there, under the box of service that they also say they’re out of.

You could do it in the hallway, but that would be “void where prohibited”.

Shouldn’t there be 2 figures on that door who are trying to hold it?

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That’s tellin’ it like it is.

Saw one like this, except open to the public, in Prague. It made me laugh so hard. I’m easily amused.