Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 02, 2020

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ignore him, Janis. He’s pondering.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Looks like he wants to talk about it. Just doesn’t know where to start. Maybe it’s age related.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    I think that’s what’s irking Janis, Arlo isn’t connecting.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Even when he has nothing to say, he still loves your company.

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 4 years ago

    Janis is holding her cellphone. Arlo is curious.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Misery loves company.

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    mywifeslover  over 4 years ago

    I think fuzzbucket is correct. He just likes being in her company.

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    JRobinson Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Take him in back and sex him all up. That worked for her a few weeks ago…

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    jarvisloop  over 4 years ago

    “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

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    sallyseckman  over 4 years ago

    Aww he wants to be near his wife regardless of his bored look.

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    Uncle Bob  over 4 years ago

    Uh-oh! Arlo’s gonna go and buy a Corvette…

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    This is why women hate when their husbands retire. Arlo, go whittle a birdhouse or somethin’ …

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    My First Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey Sanspareil, He’s depressed as he considers Bernie running against Trump. Can you say “Landslide”?

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    Arlo is just looking at the coming end. He’ll get over it and move on. Do your part Janis.

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    Oceanic  over 4 years ago

    sometimes we all need a little space in which to contemplate our lives; J is just trying to give him space by going to her other communications, and now he’s following her like a puppy because he still wants to be close, can’t quite put his thoughts into words yet but knows she’ll understand. it’s that comfortable silence, except sometimes it’s a little more awkward

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    Tyge  over 4 years ago

    Somebody’s in a Blue Funk… and what happened to all the backgrounds???

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    flagmichael  over 4 years ago

    This morning, as I showered, I reflected on the fall of television. (Scholars warned from the beginning it would come to no good because it was part Latin and part Greek!) 60 years ago television became a fixture in nearly every home; today we have big screens or small screens that increasingly show things that are not broadcast in real time. It no longer really matters what time slot shows get; the big market is On Demand and ever more of what we watch is not even current. Last night I watched 36 hours (James Garner, 1965) with John Bannon as his Sgt. Schulz character before he was Sgt. Schulz. Broadcast television may wither and die before I do.

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    imbaldeagle  over 4 years ago

    Arlo is just wondering if he should do something… and if so, what should he do?

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    Grace Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My hubby retired in the Fall, this is him quite often. I tell him to go out and play. (work part time, visit friends, volunteer, etc)

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    dv1093  over 4 years ago

    My wife accuses me of that, too.

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    marvee  over 4 years ago

    Last panel: Janis is effectively saying “What?” But sometimes you need words. C’mon, Arlo.

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    flushed  over 4 years ago

    Spring, when a baby boomers thoughts turn to sail boats.

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    jmmorris10  over 4 years ago

    My dad was like this. He had to be near my mother even if they weren’t conversing. He hated to be alone. I guess she was used to it. But on the comic level, Arlo needs to be interested in Something. Get a hobby or a job! Volunteer somewhere! Get a life other than Janis.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Contemplating the infinite. Or maybe trying to think about if he’s right that his favorite breakfast cereal tastes different. Or constipated.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    I think Arlo is waiting for Jimmy to give him his lines….

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    Ermine Notyours  over 4 years ago

    Arlo has a twin brother?

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    locake  over 4 years ago

    Doesn’t Arlo have a computer or TV to stare at like most husbands? Mine would never follow me around like this.

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    flying spaghetti monster  over 4 years ago

    When I retired I went from 10 or more hours a day at work plus an hour or so at home to zero. volunteering for me was unfulfilling, it wasn’t until I took some time to figure out what I wanted to do that I was in a similar fugue to Arlos

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    Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Bedroom eyes !

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    Shonkin  over 4 years ago

    Jeez! Look at Arlo’s eyes. Janis’ chest has him fascinated, that’s all.

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    DaveQuinn  over 4 years ago

    I do not recall the 2020 election having been completed. Who says Pinocchio will win again ( unless he cheats like last time. Republicans are deleting as many voters from the rolls as they can. Is that legal? If it isn’t Trump will change the law.)

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    Arlo just wants to be near Janis, even if doing nothing in particular. I can relate.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Hobbies I have multiple ones. Doing voices, dialects, watching Jeopardy for a few.

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    KellyChase  over 4 years ago

    uhhhhh…………..okay

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    NaturLvr  over 4 years ago

    Gee, if they only had mouths they could speak.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Looks like they’re out of coffee…

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Separation anxiety from work is a real thing.

    After I retired, I joined a group of adults who get together weekly and share what we have written. We are mix of writers (some published, some not) who range in age from college students, working adults, and retirees. We meet in a public restaurant. The guy who started the group was a high school teacher. When he retired (or was forced out-we aren’t sure) he tried to turn our group into a class with him as ‘professor.’

    We ignored him for awhile until he tried to censor our writing (no swearing, no sex, keep things PC.) We politely but pointedly told him we weren’t his high school students. He went off in a huff. It was shame because he writes some really funny stuff. Now he is back – sometimes he sulks; sometimes he participates.

    Arlo will get past this, too, like our friend did. Until he does Janis will have to put up with it.

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    Searcy9320  over 4 years ago

    So weird, I never thought of politics. I have been at that table with my spouse over some small disagreement, which later worked it out. Most times a financial matter that we worked out.

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    ShortStraw  over 4 years ago

    I’m amazed by the hatred in the USA that a simple strip about how dull the XFL is leads the 2 parties to take it for their msg. Vote independent ya brainwashed slugs.

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    DDrazen  over 4 years ago

    Misery loves company.

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    JAE in MN  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he’s thinking about that fairly large sailboat they “bought”, or essentially got for free— but are paying some probably large yearly fee to dock— and as far as we readers know, they have never even once taken out and actually sailed!! It would be nice to have that storyline continued at some point— or brought to a definitive end by having them sell the boat (or give it for free to someone else who might even use it!).

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