The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for March 02, 2020

Jillette except the “J” isn’t mirror imaged lol

It might make a decent plane.

Just use a cheese grater!

Good luck trying to wash out all the hair stuck between all those blades.

My first thought was that the lather on the counter was a test subject who had seen better days. But then again, why would they shave a mouse? Also wondering if Beaver Cleaver giggled every time he shaved.

For a close shave, I just move closer to the mirror.

More like “Matter of Timing”

I’m waiting for the Full Face Shave Mask that requires only one stroke for a complete shave. That along with FaceMop and Squeegie-On-A-Stick – a fast, efficient shaving regimen for the 21st century!!!

In the movie, “There’s something about Mary”, the hitchhiker talks about his idea for 7 minute abs until Ben Stiller says “What will happen when someone comes out with 6 minute abs”. Same idea.

I’ve yet to find a razor, no matter how many blades that gives even one good shave, By the time i’m finishing the shave the blade is already going dull. 2 shaves on a razor is a lie, never mind how long the razor companies claim the blades last. By the third shave i’m ripping chunks of skin off my face because the blades are in such bad condition.

With the cost of then multi-blades ijustwent back to an electric razor. Does the job well enough and if I forget for a day or two I have some disposable ones that last longer than some of the models that are supposed to last a month but barely last 2 weeks.

Love those band-aids on his face.

And none of them shave you like old injector razors! I have to shave once at the sink and once in shower.

Back in the early days of SNL, they did a fake ad about a razor with – gasp – THREE blades. At the time, the two blade kind had just debuted.

I try a new razor about every 5 years, but I always come back to the Gillette Sensor Plus. Two blades on springs, with a pivoting head. Perfect. The only feature that has impressed me is the tight nose trimmer blade on the back side of one of them; it worked well.

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036

Our you can just grow a beard

With just one stroke you mutilate you entire face.

I’m already up to 5 blades….but that one looks great! I could shave with just two swipes!

Dave Barry once called it a “nuclear arms race of razor blades.” And that was when they only had 3 blades.

the first season of SNL they had one of their famous fake commercials touting a razor with 5 blades….who knew?

I have a beard, so I’ve never had to face the dilemma of how many blades to use. Amazing how much time I’ve been able to save and the many things I’ve been able to accomplish just by not having to worry about this major life issue.

At what point does this device with the excessive number of blades shave you right down to the bone?

Why?Because we are gull-i-bull.