The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 10, 2020

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    No twist-off cap??

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    TWO jokes for the price of one! Very good!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Huh! The Church Key Lady. Haven’t seen her in years. Could it be…SATAN?!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    the bar crowd loves him because he really is a great opener…

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    kmccjoe1  almost 5 years ago

    Now he’s going to go open a church…

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    robm  almost 5 years ago

    Why would a bottle with a twist-off cap need a bottle opener?

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Your act? The opener did all the work.

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    Nswgr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    At first I thought the opener was Gumby!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The church key seems to have no purpose here. The only can has a pop-top, and the bottles with caps need a different opener. But the sign has the right idea.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Hiccup….this is a bitter-sweet moment

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Fool me, I thought the can opener was Gumby at first!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    The opener will soon be out of a job because of a new twist!

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Now that Mike’s open, he can be drunk with success.

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    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    Why would open mike night have an opening act?

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    danholt  almost 5 years ago

    So let’s give it up for CHURCHKEY!

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    What’s the point? Screw you!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    No laughs from the crowd, Mike has a boozed ego.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Lots of technical correction comments and I applaud you all for having sharp eyes. But… it is still funny!

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    She helps the audience keep from feeling bottled up.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    He just came from the can.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    The act didn’t do much for the audience. It might have had better results if this was a strip show.

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    Obi-Haiv  almost 5 years ago

    Huh. Usually, it’s a two-drink minimum.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh God, I just got it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thanks be to dog that Gary Larson has allowed his strips to be re-run.

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