In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 11, 2020

The best runners have been clocked at speeds of 32 ft per sec. ^2

So easy to train for…

They are drawn so cute, with their little bellies and cute eyes.

Coronavirus Run!

and to receive all the awards, the last place and only survivor, here is ..

Comic Spoiler The whole “lemmings running off a cliff” is not real. It was perpetrated by the people that filmed them running off a cliff. The film crew scared and chased the lemmings until the ran off the cliff. Lemmings do not, and will not, naturally gather and run off cliffs.

Funny -sick – but funny.

Liberals lining up to get their talking points……

Technically it is only a zero K run for the first row. As you get farther back in the pack, the run gets longer.

My kind of race: all down-hill.

Audio from the front of the pack.

“Hey, quit pushing.”

This is gonna require a leap of faith.

There was a big drop off in entrants for the next race.