My wife makes her own soup. It never comes out the same since it is usually leftover vegetables from meals past. I call it vegetable slurry. It is hardly liquid with a specific gravity of about 6. Molasses in January comes to mind.
You can use this stuff to shield nuclear reactors. It is impervious to microwaves. Put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and its surface and the surface of the sun are about the same temperature. Inside, it’s still at refrigerator temperature.
So you have to stir it after every 30-second blast – usually 7 or 8 times. It really pisses off your coworker who is waiting behind you so he can nuke last night’s burrito for 60 seconds.
It is worth the effort. It is delicious, filling and has enough vitamins to keep a healthy adult going for 6 weeks.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
It’s all in the wrist.
fulcherdavidl almost 5 years ago
“Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.”
jango almost 5 years ago
Hopefully it is not an electtic can opener, otherwise he is “cooked” when the power fails.
dflak almost 5 years ago
My wife makes her own soup. It never comes out the same since it is usually leftover vegetables from meals past. I call it vegetable slurry. It is hardly liquid with a specific gravity of about 6. Molasses in January comes to mind.
You can use this stuff to shield nuclear reactors. It is impervious to microwaves. Put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and its surface and the surface of the sun are about the same temperature. Inside, it’s still at refrigerator temperature.
So you have to stir it after every 30-second blast – usually 7 or 8 times. It really pisses off your coworker who is waiting behind you so he can nuke last night’s burrito for 60 seconds.
It is worth the effort. It is delicious, filling and has enough vitamins to keep a healthy adult going for 6 weeks.
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
I guess it’s not a secret anymore.
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
The secret is having lunch with a friend.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Secret spice.. sodium.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
The secret pets have been look for since the invention of canned pet food.