Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I haven’t seen a “ladies night” on offer in quite a few years. Now, they call it “happy hour” which avoids lawsuits from peeved guys and has a very similar effect.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Well at least you know what you’re letting yourself in for. They wouldn’t have too many customers, I’m guessing.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    It’s going to be a hard day’s nite.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His wife seems to be smiling.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    And tomorrow is “Ladies who’ll laugh in your face nite”

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve never had that problem. If I’ve left my watch at home, most ladies who do have a watch will tell me what time it is.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    That’s pretty much every night at most bars, isn’t it?

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    dot-the-I  almost 5 years ago

    A #yousolo spawn from #metoo

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Only a few days until quite a number of well heeled suburban ladies ‘round here will be heavin’ green beer on their expensive shoes while hanging onto a lamppost at about 11:15 am. Oh so chic but junior lawyers and rich college kids will take what they can get. And coronavirus will always spread faster than common sense but not as fast as drunk suburban floozies.

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    It’s Ladies Night whenever they play that Disco song. Yeah! Woooo!

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    smgray  almost 5 years ago

    I never had a problem finding my way home from a bar. I was always told where to go.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So I never seem to have figured out what ‘Ladies Night’ really meant. Ladies Only? Ladies get better prices? There will be Ladies on site? No men allowed? I just figured it was all of the above and went to a movie. Alone.

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    SusieB  almost 5 years ago

    True! We’re just there for the cheap drinks!

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Better call the Fire Department, they’ve exceeded the Maximum Occupancy for the establishment.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    The eternal hope of guys that they are both drunk enough not to notice each other’s lack of sex appeal.

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    saltylife16  almost 5 years ago

    Hear the joke about “hoedown” . Oops never mind. racist joke

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    Lynnjav  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve seen “skirt night” and both men and women can comply

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    cupertino jay  almost 5 years ago

    dunno why but now i’ve got DireStraits’ MTV anthem stuck in my head. old f*arts know the one, goes: money for nothing and chicks for free?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The sign can be taken several ways:

    “LADIES who won’t give you the time of day NITE”

    1. It’s ladies’ night, guys, so don’t get your hopes up. They’re busy.

    2. Ladies, if you won’t give the time… good NITE (leave).

    3. Ladies’ night exclusively for those ladies who won’t give you the time of day.

    Ya gotta be careful of signs – they are often misleading.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Seems to describe the reaction every time I went to a bar. (Wow, that was a long time ago.)

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    Last time I went to Ladies Night, there were no Ladies present.

    Luckily, the Women who showed up were a Lot of Fun.

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