F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 13, 2020

Is it linked to the internet?

We will be gone, until we come back.

When they leave it will invite friends over.

At least it’s not asking where you’re going and who’ll you be out with.

I don’t remember asking for any machines that talk to me. Or to anyone else.

Oh you think they need your permission? How cute.

“Who wants to know?”

It’s the guys in the back room at Ring. Tell them you’ll be right across the street, watching.

Just wait. It’ll get worse.

So it will have an answer for the dog?