Close to Home by John McPherson for March 29, 2020

And like always there’s no line at the men’s room. That of course is really upsetting to the ladies. At least some. ;-}

I see Bleeb is trotting off proudly. I guess even an alien has to go now and then.

Of course, there’s always somebody to take advantage of any crisis including those poor ladies who can’t use the bushes and having to pee really bad.

The ladies should take over the men’s room !

I think those ladies paying to get in are gettin the shaft!

A few years back, I was at the Vatican Museum in Rome and women were standing in line at every toilet in the men’s rest room.

Those guys are feeling pretty flush right about now

AKA “The Sh*t Chute”

Bleeb looks relieved…

Why pay when there are a couple of choice trees over there?

Maximum use of available resources. As long as the other sex rest room is empty use it. I mean really, what is the penalty?

In New Zealand, on some public toilets, the door will unlock and open after three minutes. So you better not “piddle” to long in there.

It was the seventh inning stretch, there was even a line to use the urinal. A man and his three year old son waited patiently in line. When they finally reached the urinal the boy announced, “Daddy I have to poop.” True story!

I’ve often wondered why women’s bathrooms are never big enough. Especially at stadiums.

Their line wouldn’t be so long if they didn’t have to take someone with them all the time.

“Um, I have to pee…where’s your pool?!”

What a s**t hole.

Just goes to show, women are full of it. [Boy am I getting flamed.]

Looks like one lady plans to cut in line, at the ladder.

If they are paying to use a tunnel to get in the same place the others are waiting for, the others might act badly when they cut into the line. It might work if the tunnel led to the back of the men’s room, though…

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! Bleeb! Would you please escort me into the men’s room? AND NO PEEKING!!!!!!!!! :)

No social distancing!

hope they checked for underground piping before digging

Proof incontrovertible that Bleeb is male. Or whatever passes for it in his galaxy.

Toxic gasses in there?