The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 05, 2020

Because No Parking is the number 1 law that the government has always enforced.

And where did he come by that hat?

Gentlemen. May I suggest the Paleo Diet?

Pangea Police … perfect!!

don’t clamp his style, man…

The first encounter with a rolling stone….this cop has rocks in his head…

I guess he didn’t see the sign. I know I didn’t.

Whats the matter with that officer, doesn’t he know he’s dealing with some big wheel?

It’s what governments do. It’s under the “cause & effect” rule. Cause something to happen & there will be an effect.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Never park in the “Booty Zone”! ;-)

Epigenetic reflex

You think that’s bad; wait till you get the personal property tax on it. Don’t forget your inspection and city sticker.

“p-a-n-g-ǝ-a”. Funny way to spell “Philadelphia”.

And I was on a bit of a roll.

That’s why it took so long to invent the wheel, every time someone invented one it got booted.

Just draw a parking space around the wheel.

He shouldn’t have parked in a lava emergency route.

I believe the wheel was invented to facilitate home pizza delivery.

That has to be what will one day become Illinois. They are always chomping at the bit to tax or fine anything!

Surprised it’s not Gondwanaland police!

Learn to build and sail a ship in any direction and you’ll just return to your homeland. A gazillion years later some smarty will invent a similar trip on a mobius strip.

Extra points for Pangea!

Pangea was long separated at the end of the Permian and beginning of the Triassic. After the “Great Dying” happened. The worst of the extinctions to that time.

I’m still fighting a parking ticket for “not displaying a valid ticket.” The valid ticket clearly states “not necessary to display on dashboard…”