Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 11, 2020

Where’s Gloop and Gleep when you need them Zok?

Wasn’t there a made-for-TV movie about P-51 pilots fighting Nazi fire breathing dragons?

Found it: P-51 Dragon Fighter: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2721152/

Flying so close together it could be both suffer a flame out.

A Triumph for the knight.

If that dragon’s tail gets caught in the propeller they’ll both be in a whole lot of pain.

“Achtung!!! Spitfire!!” The second most beautiful plane to fly after the A-10.

He’s going to shoot down that Fokker.

What does everyone have against dragons??

Sheesh

Wait until the prop hits the dragon tail.

Sounds like something for which you would need your Sharknado drinking hat. You might want your Snakes on the Plane rolling papers as well.