Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 11, 2020

Some of my friends call that thing a “prostrate”. I ended up ROFLing the first time I heard it. (think about it)

That’s a hell of a qualifier in Panel 2: “If nothing else kills a man first, eventually being stabbed by a rubber chicken will.”

If it makes you feel any better guys, mammograms and PAP smears aren’t much fun either.

Hmm, maybe Death can be shamed… “Hey you, hanging around men all the time looking to get some tail, you should be ashamed!” ☺

There’s an old saying: “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” You could say, "If you’re a urologist, same problem. "

True: My first time: “Stop going up on tiptoe. Just relax.” Oh, yeah. Now, when visiting a new urologist, I always check the size of his/her fingers. OK, TMI.

How do we know that the doctors don’t enjoy it?

Last line of panel four just put half a cup of coffee on my screen

So, Scott, have YOU had a prostate exam?

Absolutely subtly hilarious: “You might have to stoop to manipulation …” Well played, Scott.