Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 13, 2020

At leasr Arlo still feels like a younger fellow……

This was not the resolution to yesterday’s installment I had hoped for.

MEH

They both have their fun. I get that.

ooh that was mean, Janis. Arlo’s always been good to you!

And “Steady Gal” sounds a lot better that “Old Lady”.

He needed to come back with, so who are you seeing on the side?

Since people can keep their phone numbers (cellphones only) when they move, prefixes are not a reliable indication of location. Pollsters will ask for your zipcode when they call a cellphone.

I frequently refer to Hubby as “that guy I used to date”.

Take what you can get Arlo.

You may assume til your head falls off.

The way to answer those calls, on the off chance that it might be a real human, is to shout “Caller #3, you’re on the air! Tell us what you think!”

Ouch. Janis is getting hurtful in old age.

Deseret er Utah after the tribe called Utes though it is the Mormons who run it.

“It’s Robert Redford, calling with a million dollars….”

I used to be a Robert Redford fan, but like many celebrities he got to think his ideas in politics and religion (mainly lack of) was the only way. Tired of Actors and Celebrities using their fame for their political views, and platform. Some times they need to just realize that all they are is an actor or celebrity and know little about what ordinary people have to put up with. Too bad he had some nice products that proceeds went to charity.

Takes me back to my hippie days when we referred to our loves as my old man or old lady.

My wife refers to me as her ‘first husband". For the past 47 years, she’s be on the look-out for an up-grade.