Baldo en Español by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for March 09, 2011

♪♫ It was an itsy

teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini….♪♫

good morning and happy wednesday locos

Buenas Dias Akenta y JFri!

MARG, WHERE ART THOU?

Run run de pollo!

Buenos Dias Locos! I could not turn on the computer this morning. It was like it had frozen up. I tried everything and before resorting to the manual I decided to turn off the surge protector and then turn it back on and that got everything going. I thought I was going to go through gocomics withdrawal all over again.

Thanks, Joy! I was just about to have her walk the plank for dereliction of duty! Anybody notice I’ve got the best looking wingmen available???

Good Morning Joy & JFri. Boy JFri you sure know how to sweep a woman off of her feet.

JFri were you referring to me, per chance? Best looking?

Hi cleo and Joy! Really got side-tracked here, of course, that is what I get paid for, to work! :-D

Really, Dry? When will you START?

Dry I thought that you were one of the lucky ones that is paid to read the comics?

Start what JFri?

cleo I’m lucky in that I can switch between screens, and most times do a little of both. Mainly, I can keep up on my emails from you all and the comments here. Not so much comics readings though.

Work always interferes, that’s why it is called work.

JFri must be afraid to answer my question. He’s hiding.

Or else he’s tied up in his work. snerk

Tied up in his work! Excellent!

I have been trying to get back on here for an hour. My ‘puter froze!

I see one of my posts didn’t come up. I clarified my question further. I asked if he meant me when he was talking about the “best looking wingman”!

Just saw your comment at Garfield JFri!

Temps in the 50s for the first time in awhile and some occasional sun. YeeHaw!!!

And we are under another Flood Watch! Up to 3 inches possibe!

Stay Dry!

I hope your house is on high ground. One thing about your weather is it sure is dramatic.

Dry, I was referring to your comment: “of course, that is what I get paid for, to work! :-D” When do you Start?

cleo, I was busy calibrating & repairing gas monitors.

JFri care to answer my other question? cleo pays as much attention to me as you do! Yes, cleo I have told you before, I am on high ground. :-P My street will probably flood because there is only one drain on the street, the street runs downhill and in a heavy rain most of the runoff misses the drain! I am wondering what will happen with the chimney in the laundry room though.

Watch out JFri, Dry is getting testy! I seem to recall your lack of worry about flooding, but just wanted to convey my concern. After all, your house may be on wheels and could have been relocated due to unpaid rent and the desire to escape a particularly demanding landlord. Isn’t that why mobile homes were created?

EXCUSE ME???? EXCUSE ME???? MOBILE HOME? I THINK NOT MISTER! Split level brick, sir!

SPLIT LEVEL BRICK ON WHEELS?????

It is truly amazing what they can make mobile these days.

Doesn’t the mortar crack when driving over bumpy roads?

You make an excellent point, cleo! It’s a good thing they don’t have a lot of tornadoes in PA, what with mobile homes being tornado magnets and all….

Oh you two are begging for it! Have plenty of ice on hand? You’ll need it for your black eyes and bloody noses! :-P

Actually I already have a black eye from my trip up the coast. I was getting items out of my car and had the door swing back and hit me just above my right eyebrow. Surprisingly, it blackened, or at least reddened my eye above the upper lid.

Dry will you be driving west in your house? If so, it should save you money on nightly rentals on your march westward. I have put out a FHIG warning. My neighbors, knowing your rep, are keeping a keen outlook for a split level mobile home with cracked mortar and a steamy Italian chick.

JFri, you might want to take similar precautions. There is a FHIG on the loose. Somehow, Lucille Ball and “The Long, Long Trailer” come to mind.

PPPPBBBFFFFFFFFTTTTT! Like you could even REACH my eyes or nose! DREAM ON, missy!!!

Yet another excellent point, cleo!

ROFLMAO!

And I LOVED THAT MOVIE! Just call me Lucy!

Yeah, I forgot that part! But I can reach cleo! And then he’ll be mad at you for getting him in this mess! Oh, did I mention I carry a portable ladder? I could reach you then!

Yeah? Well you got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do.

Well Lucy I am enjoying the mental image of you trying to hit JFri in the eyes or nose. However, you could hit mine so I have established check points around my house and have trained attack birds to so thoroughly cover your windows with bird poop, that your mobile brick and mortar abode should be mired in excrement miles from my address.

And don’t get me started on what the squirrels are capable of. I have had six on site today and they take pleasure in chewing through wires and should leave you at roadside calling AAA with no hope of accomplishing your dastardly mission.

Ah cleo! Sorry to burst your bubble! Didn’t I ever tell you, among my many talents, well you have heard of the Horse Whisperer, correct? I am the Bird and Squirrel Whisperer. Didn’t know that, did you?

Well I did know that you were for the birds and a bit squirrelly. You can call it what you like, but I have no fear as I have a convocation of eagles also scanning the terrain.

Duh, cleo eagles are birds, my powers encompass all!

From the mighty to the small, my powers encompass all!

Last I heard your powers consisted of a drill bit, a hammer and a worn out screwdriver.

The squirrels giggle when they see you and the birds…well, I am a gentlemen and I won’t say what the birds do, or doodoo as the case may be. snerk

really45 post? im so tired i cant even think to read them all. so we were supposed to have some bad weather last night. it seems to have missed us big time. so im alive and fine

Well JFri sold me his tools at a garage sale, I should have known he ripped me off!

The squirrels giggle because they are so thrilled and delighted to see me, and the birds get so excited, well what can I say!

Howdy Tabby! I am sorry that you are so tired. Stand back, take a breath of fresh air and relax.

Dry, of course squirrels and birds are excited (as I said, squirrelly and for the birds).

Tabby I saw that and was going to e you if we didn’t hear something soon, Girl!

In answer to you cleo, (picture Jack Benny now) Well!

I picture Jack Benny in a casket looking all of his 39 years.

Dinner time!

Thanks cleo!

Where are you Locos?

I’m here, where are you? What did you have for din-din?

I’m sure the pie dough was homemade, was it not?

We had chicken pot pie and it was very good. LilG likes to take ingredients from previous dinners and put them together into a dinner and it always proves delicious.

Movie time!

The squirrels SCREAM in delight when they see Dry! They just LOVE NUTS!! Dry, if your ladder is portable it is STILL TOO SHORT!!!

Sorry to leave you all alone, my dear, but it’s my bedtime and beyond! I’ll see ya’ when I see ya’, JFri