Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 17, 2020

Why does he even bother? Oh, right. Because he’s Adam Newman.

He’ll probably trip on his way out the front door!!

I hope he’s not living in New York, Connecticut or New Jersey as all fitness clubs/gyms, as well as restaurants, bars, movie theaters, and schools are closed.

Fueled until the first pulled hamstring!

Who is he kidding? oh, right. Himself!

He was younger once, probably thinner, most likely never really fit.

Some dreams are worth the effort. If nothing else, we work up an appetite.

Well, he loves the children. In his half-baked way.

Fit-lust. For getting fit or getting pants that fit?

I’m a prime example of what 40 years of computer science does to a once rather impressive looking gymnastics kid.

Now, now, let’s not discourage the hopeless.

Why does he draw eyebrows on his sweatband?

I guess Laura married him for his dad bod.

Am I the only one who thought he was going to break into a version of “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”? “In shape again… lose weight again… be healthy and fit looking great again…”