Kliban by B. Kliban for November 25, 2020

You are doomed, indigenous man.

The Pinta, the Niña, and the Mongo Santamaria.

You should have kept those turkeys out! You’re witnessing the beginning of the end!

Another Land ’O Lakes image struck down by the PC police …

“The indigenous person didn’t know it at this moment, but what he was seeing was, in fact, a fleet of Trojan Turkeys.”

…as they sailed majestically across Gravy Bay.

The Gobble River is full of turkeys this time of year…

OK, I’ve heard of brining the turkey, but……..

The Nina, the Pinta and the Where’s-The-Gravy.

Thanksgiving Island?

The Nina, the ladle, and the Santa Maria.