Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 31, 2020

I guess you’re just not doing it right!

I’d probably be five pounds lighter.

Follow this logic through, Roz. If your customers get angry, they’ll burn calories. And need food. A blessing in disguise. Especially if they’re paying customers.

If that were true I’d weigh about 75 pounds.

No, it does, but then you have to comfort eat.

I’ve always wished thinking burned calories. I’d be a pencil. . .

…‘cause then we’d all weigh NOTHING!

Isn’t that a pity, though.

I have been on a diet for about 50 years. I have memorized the calorie count of everything and calculated how many calories I burn each day. So, the books tell me that I can lose weight if I eat fewer calories than I use. Working on that information, I should have completely disappeared in early spring of 1982.

Sex burns calories. Or, so I’ve been told.

Don’t worry.Your fearless leader will get us through this mess,NOT!Putin’s puppet is doing as he’s told ;(

You gotta be more actively furious…if you know what I mean. Stomp up and down, throw the furniture around, toss the TV out of the tree.

Turn off the tv.

No kidding Roz, if it did I would be a shadow of my former self. :)

Amen to that Roz.