Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 28, 2011

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    SplendensPluviaNemus  over 13 years ago

    Tough luck for the person who didn’t know what floor the elevator was going to until they got in…

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Maybe like Einstein he owns a whole closet filled with identical outfits, so he doesn’t have to waste any intellectual energy deciding what to wear…

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    jpozenel  over 13 years ago

    He probably owns 10 of those shirts shytimes2.

    One for every workday, then to the laundry to pick up next week’s supply.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I don’t own any two shirts which are identical, but everything I own is black, so at least everything “goes with” everything else.

    All my socks are identical, though, so I don’t have to search for matches…

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I hate it when I hold an elevator for someone and they go ONE floor. Geez, use the stairs people.

    Naturally, this doesn’t apply to the elderly, but it does to over-weight men who could stand a bit of exercise.

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