WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 28, 2020

If he actually ate that every day, the flipper guy would be yelling at a gravestone.

Could have come up with better example; a middle age line cook with kids in college plus a mortgage?

Anyone eating kale might as well throw in the towel. Gross. I’ve had it cooked, raw, in a salad, hidden in a burger. Disssssssgusting.

This is how you know you have a corporate leviathan or monopoly on your hands: when its survival depends on manufacturing demand instead of products or services customers actually want.

The biggest victim is the kale eater.

This is why one should always pay cash and stay off the app.

Gag me! Ewwwwww

Goodness! and I thought vegans could be nasty to us carnivores

Funniest cartoon of the day! Gold Star!