WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 31, 2020

I remember thinking that it would be easy to cut. I was surprised that it was like cutting a thick cable.

To get the good stuff, you’d probably have to move the Wi-Fi box to the nursery!

But after delivery most of the doctors asked everyone to eject USB type c cable from mother & baby

LOL…very clever

Except this is covid-19 2020, and dads, partners, or doulas aren’t allowed in the delivery room anymore.

Does he come with built in WIFI.

That is one big-ass blue belly button!

I would have thought he would be on Bluetooth instead of Wi-Fi.

Won’t be long before babies are implanted at birth with tracking devices.

Checking out at the grocery store the other day, had a thought. Tattoos are the thing now. Why not tattoo everyone’s forehead with their own special code at birth? Or implant a device under the skin, like pets? So much easier to keep track of everyone. BWAA HAA HAA

Looks like there will always be a strong connection to Mom.

Clearly, it’s a Mac.