Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 12, 2020

Happy Easter

Conspiracy Question of the day: Are Oranges named orange because they’re orange, or is orange called an orange because oranges are orange?

So I have two interesting laws for today. 1. In London, England, it is illegal to handle a fish “suspiciously”. “Hey sir, here’s a ticket because you look like you want to eat SOMEONE with that fish.” Haha. 2. This one might actually make a bit of sense; In the Netherlands, it’s ilegal to own just one guinea pig, because if you own 1 it might get lonely. So I also feel like putting in one of my favorite facts. Here it is; *Parrots can Go Crazy if left by themselves for too long." Okay, thanks for reading, have a lovely day y’all.

Hey, Chad’s beard is gone! Man I was hoping for the “new beard to make the Little Lulus look tough” idea I told you all about on Friday..

Reminds me of when my friends and I got hold of a copy of “The Betsy”. We were 11 or so and thought it was thrillingly scandalous.

Welp its 3:40 AM what am i doing on gocomics

So, candy is the way to a woman’s heart?

Who read it all?

They have not hit puberty yet. They won’t know until then.

well, congratulations, you have taught Chad a valuable lesson: bring ladies chocolate

Such a sad Easter :(

Happy Easter!

Guys

The polls

their gone!

To comment with nothing to say, just for the sake of commenting, is really useless. Just as useless as this comment of mine.

That just sounds wrong

Happy Easter everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The drawing tho…

No offense, but I think trying to get 1,000 plus comments is stupid.

Also happy Easter, whether you believe in Jesus or not.

Элмо хочет, чтобы ты присоединился сейчас!

EVERYONE GO TO BIG NATE FIRST CLASS FOR APRIL 10th 2020 AND COMMENT SOMETHING!!! ONCE WE EXCEED 1088 COMMENTS, WE WILL BREAK A WORLD RECORD!!!!!

First comment!

I’m back! happy easter everyone!

Help the record go comment on BN first class

Happy Easter also I’m new

Well, I’ll be the billionth person to say HAPPY EASTER! (I don’t mind some person saying happy easter, but when two words are half the comments, it gets annoying)

I get the joke but it could’ve been better…

Candy does it for me, too.

Silly chad

poll: what is your favorite food

tomorrow

Gregory?

I have no idea

Creepy

What a snoop Nate is. And its so annoying when Chad is so clueless

yup

did chad think it said eclares?

Heres something wired orgines the food is the collor tangerine and the food tangerine is orinnge