Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 17, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Sure, Dad.

    (My hired position at the grocery store is gather carts, gather trash, help customers carry out their groceries from cashiers, clean bathrooms, put perishable “go back” on the shelves… just not cashier nor stock the shelves. As for the toilet paper question, that’s hard to say once in a while.)

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    Tony said, about 8 hours ago

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    Better out than in. Just keep it dry. And light a match afterwards.

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I believe I’m looking at a universal drip.

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Pete is wearing his Charlie Brown jumper, poor Elliot is behind the 8 sweater!

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    “Continental droop.”

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    Knightman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Huh???

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s true to some extent. The Falkland Islands started out as part of Africa, back in the Pangea days.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    I thought continental drip caused all the peninsulas on Earth to go south

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    “Slip sliding away … "

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    joegeethree  over 4 years ago

    It’s possible that the only thing keeping continental drip at bay for the most part is the earth’s rotation.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    I don’t remember that model of Lincoln.

    Ooh ooh I know! I know!

    Continental drip. A Lincoln with an oil leak.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You’ve learned something, what it isn’t.

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