Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2020

I see Bleeb is in the picture and out of the way at the same time. Smart alien.

As for the alarm clock……… Aya caramba!

Always remember to wear pajamas.

….and straight into therapy.

i coulda used one of those, back when i cared!

Pull the plug, quick,…oh darn, I forgot about the battery backup!

Holy crap! A Tyrana-sore-ax-wrecks would definitely be able to get me outta bed. At least the first time. I’m thinking I would find a hand grenade snooze alarm somewhere.

Talk about getting a bite on you.

How the gorram hell did Bleeb get in the picture?

My question is that Bleeb or a picture of Bleeb.

Good buy for teenager parents.

Was a pet peeve of mine, begging people to wake up and get going.

I’m retired…..if one of those comes for me, it better come heavy…….even my wife, bless her heart, knows to use a long sharp stick…..

Look where Bleep is!

“Hey, where’s the snooze alarm on this thing?”

“Welp, there it is…The Singularity!” “Hey GOOGLE, tell SIRI to tell ALEXA to tell ROOMBA to come in here! There’s about to be a REALLY big mess of sump’n, and it’s gonna wanna see this!”

I’ve seen ads for alarm clocks that roll around on the floor so you have to get up and chase them down to shut them off. On the rare days I need to get up by a certain time I do set the alarm, and the clock is across the room, but I usually wake up before it goes off. Of course, the wife gets annoyed if I forget to turn it off before I go shower.

What happens when you hit snooze?

… as Bleeb waves goodbye from the … picture??