Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 09, 2020

“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”.

Which makes butter’s lead statistically insignificant.

opens the lid and hears ‘butter’…

I remember the color packet but then I am almost 85.

I’m 75 years old and I never heard of that in my life

Nice one

My condiments to the author on a great pun (or should it be on a great bun?).

i like Olive Oyl

Rim shot…

Stephan Pastis is a couple of comics over.

You mean a plant spread of error. It’s not called margarine anymore.

Stolen from “Frank and Earnest”?

That deserves a pat on the back.

In most cases that’s true for me. But we have a bagel place here that has a garlic and herb shmear that is just awesome! I get that for my bagels whenever I can.

Peanut butter wins — as usual.

Which reminds me … I ran out of peanut butter yesterday and real butter this morning!

Guess, whether I want to or not, I shall have to don mask & gloves, arm myself with alcohol spray and venture out to try to find the two buses needed (no taxis) to get to the only supermarket open that carries both items, and then get back home before the curfew begins at 2 pm.

Might as well pick up a few cartons of wine, while I’m at it.

Puns rule!!!

Butter is much healthier, fact. Of course toooo much of anything is NOT healthy!