Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 11, 2020

How…why…Amelia, I think you need help.

Amelia appears to be interested in being accepted at either MIT or CalTech!

I wanna be Amelia!

Amelia letting out her inner Ferris Bueller.

OK, so I guess some mysteries are easier to solve than others.

Why? Because you can lead a cow up steps, but not down. And if she replaced Spud’s toothpaste with Alfredo sauce, he’d be totally fine with that..

Ketchup Girl strikes again.

Life’s mysteries are born with Wallace, and die with Amelia. “Why” is a mystery we’ll never answer. Because we don’t want to know too much…

Why am i not surprised?

I was hoping for a little more mystery than that.

Mysteries solved—I guess we can all go home now.

Was this an actual live cow? An inflatable one? A stuffed cow? I need to know.

OK, guys, listen up. I’ve got quite a few ideas on how we can get back at that jerk Dean Wermer …

Spuds response: SNORT! (That would be a lot of toothpaste!)

Amelia: “Sorry. Not sorry.”

My grandmother and her friends actually drove a cow up to the third floor of her HS. It stayed there for the weekend. I don’t know if she got caught, but she and her sister still have a reputation for wildness in their little hometown after almost 100 years.

three words: High-power catapult.