Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Wrong, my man – there are always R.I.P. tides in this area!”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No problem… what’s more appropriate for a No-Wake zone than a funeral?

    No matter how loud those engines get, I assure you, they won’t get ol’ Lou to stir.

     

    Actualy, I’ve always wondered why they call them “wakes”, anyway….

    No one ever does… not that I’ve seen.

    Unless you count Uncle Henry falling sound asleep behind the couch after one too many goodbye toasts…

    and Aunt Bertha pouring cold water on his head.
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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, Buddy! Lou is not going to wake up!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    The coast guard was worried about spreading the coronavirus due to his coffin!

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    Michael Helwig  almost 5 years ago

    Snooooooze.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Awww! This is no rip roaring time in the world!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Big Lou swims with the fishes.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Burning funeral dirges only?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Too late, they’re already awake.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 4 years ago

    That’s not a wake, it is a ‘procession.’

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    gcarlson  over 4 years ago

    Have to admit, when I first saw the title Finnegan’s Wake I thought he was a boat captain.

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