Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 23, 2020

Hoo boy!

That sure got his attention.

See THAT  is why the tree of knowledge was so important. Kind of like that time my dad used poison ivy to clean his bum one time in the woods…

Why is Jane covering her knobley bits

A slight pricking sensation, but pleasurable at the same time!!

Well that just s___!

The world’s first bris, everyone!

So THAT is where the name came from.

Well, rhymes with Venus, at any rate.

A Penis Flytrap!

Ouch!

And 2,000+ years in the future, the penis flytrap will involve zippers.

Just wondering; if it’s just the two of them, why do they need leaves?

Glue existed?

The joke here is that Venus Fly Traps are actually pretty small.

OUCH!!!

A Venus Flytrap with high hopes.. Probably.. just a guess.. bit off more than he could chew.

Venus Fly Trap: Holy crap, this is gonna take days to digest!

Yeah. This is my 4th one…

Your fly is open.

She’s got itYeah baby, she’s got itWell, I’m your VenusI’m your fire…

When you think about it Eve should be wearing the Venue Fly Trap." Holy Cow her vag had teeth!"

Men will try most anything when it comes to sex.. put right in our DNA by the big boy himself.

I’m afraid the leaf may be going for his figs…

Should have pulled up his fly first.

Shouldn’t it be called a penis flytrap?

Why does she have leaves on her chest, and how are they staying there??

And she’s wearing poison oak…

Technically, it is a leaf, however I believe he has more pressing problems.

Your flytrap is open.

Teaching from home - why is there an apostrophe at the end of “Venus”? It’s a name, not a possessive.

Did a little wikipedia search. “Tippity twitchet” is an alternate for the plant and it’s origin is, I’ll just say interesting, and leave it up to you to check it out on your own. (Rated PG-13)

At least it’s not one of those Penis Flytraps that I heard about in the movie Flesh Gordon.