Hoo boy!
That sure got his attention.
See THAT is why the tree of knowledge was so important. Kind of like that time my dad used poison ivy to clean his bum one time in the woods…
Why is Jane covering her knobley bits
A slight pricking sensation, but pleasurable at the same time!!
Well that just s___!
The world’s first bris, everyone!
So THAT is where the name came from.
Well, rhymes with Venus, at any rate.
A Penis Flytrap!
Ouch!
And 2,000+ years in the future, the penis flytrap will involve zippers.
Just wondering; if it’s just the two of them, why do they need leaves?
Glue existed?
The joke here is that Venus Fly Traps are actually pretty small.
OUCH!!!
A Venus Flytrap with high hopes.. Probably.. just a guess.. bit off more than he could chew.
Venus Fly Trap: Holy crap, this is gonna take days to digest!
Yeah. This is my 4th one…
Your fly is open.
She’s got itYeah baby, she’s got itWell, I’m your VenusI’m your fire…
When you think about it Eve should be wearing the Venue Fly Trap." Holy Cow her vag had teeth!"
Men will try most anything when it comes to sex.. put right in our DNA by the big boy himself.
I’m afraid the leaf may be going for his figs…
Should have pulled up his fly first.
Shouldn’t it be called a penis flytrap?
Why does she have leaves on her chest, and how are they staying there??
And she’s wearing poison oak…
Technically, it is a leaf, however I believe he has more pressing problems.
Your flytrap is open.
Teaching from home - why is there an apostrophe at the end of “Venus”? It’s a name, not a possessive.
Did a little wikipedia search. “Tippity twitchet” is an alternate for the plant and it’s origin is, I’ll just say interesting, and leave it up to you to check it out on your own. (Rated PG-13)
At least it’s not one of those Penis Flytraps that I heard about in the movie Flesh Gordon.
July 17, 2015
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Hoo boy!
RAGs almost 5 years ago
That sure got his attention.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
See THAT is why the tree of knowledge was so important. Kind of like that time my dad used poison ivy to clean his bum one time in the woods…
suv2000 almost 5 years ago
Why is Jane covering her knobley bits
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
A slight pricking sensation, but pleasurable at the same time!!
wiatr almost 5 years ago
Well that just s___!
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
The world’s first bris, everyone!
electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So THAT is where the name came from.
Plumbob Wilson almost 5 years ago
Well, rhymes with Venus, at any rate.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A Penis Flytrap!
dflak almost 5 years ago
Ouch!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ almost 5 years ago
And 2,000+ years in the future, the penis flytrap will involve zippers.
RAGs almost 5 years ago
Just wondering; if it’s just the two of them, why do they need leaves?
cabalonrye almost 5 years ago
Glue existed?
Jethro Flatline almost 5 years ago
The joke here is that Venus Fly Traps are actually pretty small.
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
OUCH!!!
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A Venus Flytrap with high hopes.. Probably.. just a guess.. bit off more than he could chew.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Venus Fly Trap: Holy crap, this is gonna take days to digest!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah. This is my 4th one…
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Your fly is open.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
She’s got itYeah baby, she’s got itWell, I’m your VenusI’m your fire…
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
When you think about it Eve should be wearing the Venue Fly Trap." Holy Cow her vag had teeth!"
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Men will try most anything when it comes to sex.. put right in our DNA by the big boy himself.
davidlwashburn almost 5 years ago
I’m afraid the leaf may be going for his figs…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Should have pulled up his fly first.
Triker2011 almost 5 years ago
Shouldn’t it be called a penis flytrap?
rodjen1 almost 5 years ago
Why does she have leaves on her chest, and how are they staying there??
Ricky Bennett almost 5 years ago
And she’s wearing poison oak…
sperry532 almost 5 years ago
Technically, it is a leaf, however I believe he has more pressing problems.
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Your flytrap is open.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 5 years ago
Teaching from home - why is there an apostrophe at the end of “Venus”? It’s a name, not a possessive.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 5 years ago
Did a little wikipedia search. “Tippity twitchet” is an alternate for the plant and it’s origin is, I’ll just say interesting, and leave it up to you to check it out on your own. (Rated PG-13)
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
At least it’s not one of those Penis Flytraps that I heard about in the movie Flesh Gordon.