Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 03, 2020

A Rasp Berry cake?

I just threw a wrench in my batter and it came out all twisted and righty tighty and lefty Loosy……..

The institution of marriage is binding, limited and in some cases, it’s “GET ME OUTTA HERRRRRRE”

I’ve been in so long, I’m institutionalized. 32 years in December.

55 for me in August. And that’s just to one woman!

. . . I joined the Army to see the World . . . and was issued a husband! That was 48 years ago, this year! I guess, that we’re “lifers”! We did get to live in Europe for four years and with G. I. Bill benefits, I earned my BS and MS! It sure beats being a waitress in a small town! :)

For some of us repeat offenders, each institution had its charms and its horrors.

Boo! :D

I have not been paying attention. These ’word of the day gags go on for a week. The quotes featured in the newspaper the cook is holding—in the past have they all been from the same person, like the H L Mencken this week?