Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 26, 2020

“It’s time to face it, honey – you’ve become a pothead.”

It’s great that the cat and the dog are in on it too.

It’s a jungle in there.

I would have thought the dog would be happy with so much plant to be watered.

S-o-o-o-o, what are we intervening about?

“You need to stop this now. Bears have begun strolling in these woods..”

I can’t imagine the cat objecting to having all those plants around. Of course, a lot of them would be knocked over and partly eaten.

I remember a old cartoon about a husband and wife in a plant-filled room. The wife shrieks, and the husband says, “If you’re going to live in a jungle, you’ve got to expect snakes.”

“We’re worried about your gambling addiction…”

Why try to stop her, if she’s able to keep them vibrant and healthy?

During the Victorian era, the wealthy were often envied when affluent enough to construct conservatories in their private residences — a luxury later made more widely accessible through the introduction of the add-on solarium.

I dated a girl once whose mother was seriously into plants. I’d have to bring a machete just to make it from the living room to the bathroom.

As a professional botanist, I see no problem here.

Whatever floats your boat….if anything, they can LEAVE now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDsWIkY5rk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEUGGqDx68

Welcome to the legion of bloom.

Well, at least they have lots of oxygen, lol!

This is a real thing. Our house’s previous owner had some sort of potted plant habit and even left what felt like a hundred plants on the patio and the shed after she moved out. If she had only put that energy into maintenance…..

So someone is obsessed with reducing carbon-dioxide levels by having lots of plants – and you think she needs an intervention?

feed me, feed me — now it is the little intervention of horrors

A human Resasuke?

I don’t understand this joke AT ALL.

The high oxygen level has gone to her head.

Yep, those three humans and the dog have to go … the cat? … depends. :)

Good luck taking a long trip