Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 21, 2020

Angie gets cake, you get treats.

#savemeaslice

I saw the cat yoga poses. Is everything clean?

And of course the Mittens workshop on cleaning your butt without TP…

At least Angie doesn’t have to step into her litter box.

Time for a new song. The itsy-bitsy-spider should drive Mittens a little crazy thinking a pest is in the house.

wash your hands, people.

My mom said her doc told her to sing “Yankee Doodle.” Works for me…

My favorite washing meme has been Lady Macbeth’s “Out, out damn spot” soliloquy.

I do have a cat that does supervise the hand washing in the hope he’ll get a drink after I’m done…