The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 31, 2020

A small wish is better than none.

Just wish a little bigger.

Brutus, just use the dime yourself and wish Wilberforce would get a better attitude.

Wish for a quarter.

Wow, a multi-strip story. This is pretty rare.

A quarter, what kind of two-bit wish are you hoping for?

It’s just a fountain in a park. What makes you think it grants wishes?

Check the fountain, there may be some spare quarters there.

You never know how wishes might work. Go ahead and try the dime.

Wish your old man wasn’t such a loser.

How about some escapism, watch “Three Coins in the Fountain”. Italy before COVID-19.

Hey, W? Wish for the kind of parent you deserve. >;-)

A 10-cent wish is better than no wish at all.

Buy stocks they’re cheap now.

OK, now you’ll have to do an IOU wish.