Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2020

I didn’t realize Pig hated his own guts.

Q: Why was Quasimodo walking backward?

A: He was following a hunch.

my gut has helped me solve a few problems so yay! gut!

It took guts to admit that.

Guts help decide a lot of decision; but usually the bad ones.

Vonnegut had a character tell us how to decide: Find a binary choice and tell yourself that option A is heads and option B is tails. Then flip a coin. Then the key: If you are disappointed, choose the other option!  Because people notice disappointment better than they notice “that’s not too bad”.

Me too, Pig!

Wish I could leave mine at home…

No Pig no you wouldn’t I’ve lost half my guts in the hospital I know how that feels

That’s why the skeleton didn’t cross the road.

Because he didn’t have the guts!

I’m with Pig on that one!

No way, Pig. You don’t want to be known as a gutless wonder!

now pig feels gutted…

Just have to mention NCIS and the famous “Gibbs” Gut ! … Croc Power !

My gut always says pizza.

Keep your guts within you Pig.We might need them later for sausage making.

I broke up with my gut but it won’t go away

I always follow my gut. If I don’t, i walk backwards.

I can’t stomach much more of these comments.

The brain was made for thinking, the gut was made for turning things into crap.

Pig’s got himself a pork belly.

I’d like to leave my gut at home…..and so it wouldn’t be lonely, I would leave my butt home too.

Poor poor PIG! He’s so clueless….sigh!

And his gut always get there ahead of him.

I read something similar, I don’t remember where: toss a coin and before it lands you’ll know which way you want it to

A comic that should live in infamy

T῾other night I ate some bad Mexican and my gut filled the bowl.

I was just recently watching something where one of the characters did not understand common sayings like this.

Then stop overeating.

I know what you mean, Pig. I used to be slim and trim, several decades ago. Whatever happened? Sigh.

The gut contains lots of bacteria that take a collective sane decision.