In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 09, 2020

Just watch Fosbury flop now!

Too late for at least two of those items.

I constantly have to laugh at mankind – T.P. is now back on shelves with signs all over ‘only one package per customer’. Why didn’t the stores do that after the first day of the stupidest hysteria outbreak in the history of the world?(IMO) When the Bible says we are like sheep – it wasn’t lying!!

Fosbury Flop, maybe?

That sounds like a new slang term for drunk/stoned: “I’m going out to get TP’ed!”

Not too late to get the eggs though

I’ve sometimes wondered: how do pole-vaulters transport those very long poles?

Then it turns out Aunt Carol is pole dancing.