Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 03, 2020

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    A: Where is your leader? Z: He’s using the golden commode at the moment. Perhaps Neil deGrasse Tyson could help you?

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    “But honey, it’s like asking a space cow for directions.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    A: Which way to the Shlabotnik* galaxy? Z: Sorry, but I failed astronomy back in college.

    *That’s what first came to mind to come up to make a galaxy: a “Peanuts” baseball player.

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Never!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mothers in law are the same , even when they are aliens .

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    VTX1800F  over 4 years ago

    mothers-in-laws are aliens. or evil w##ch’s.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I guess men are the same all over.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Whether I’m primitive is out the ship if I know how to get where you’re going and you don’t!

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    Aliens drive on the left.

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    paddy  over 4 years ago

    They look like lions. The driver must be the female.

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    Stranger, you can’t get there from here.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    So your GPS isn’t working either.

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