I have been digging in my yard and found some fascinating specimens that I have submitted to a nearby school of archeology. My last submission was a prehistoric skull of a small pre-human. This was their response:
We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents “conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man two million years ago.” Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the “Malibu Barbie”.
There was a movie about competitive bird watchers called The Big Year. It starred Owen Wilson, Steve Martin and Jack Black. It was a flop at the box office, but it’s surprisingly good. I recommend it even if you’re not into birding.
RAGs over 4 years ago
Remember, focus on trees, not windows.
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
Which may result in the viewing of interesting terns!
david_42 over 4 years ago
We probably have at least that many, but all that matters are the squirrels. BARK!
DaveQuinn over 4 years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures…but not THAT desperate!!!
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
I have been digging in my yard and found some fascinating specimens that I have submitted to a nearby school of archeology. My last submission was a prehistoric skull of a small pre-human. This was their response:
We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents “conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man two million years ago.” Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the “Malibu Barbie”.
Pedmar Premium Member over 4 years ago
There was a movie about competitive bird watchers called The Big Year. It starred Owen Wilson, Steve Martin and Jack Black. It was a flop at the box office, but it’s surprisingly good. I recommend it even if you’re not into birding.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
There used to be a double-breasted red-crested bird in the yard next door – I watched every day…
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
It would be nice to have the time to do other things than work. I am working longer hours now than I ever did when going to the office.