At least Mallard Fillmore served a useful purpose for once.
I still got one in reserve.
Fortunately, “Boondocks” collections are plentiful on the ground.
most excellent
I’m sure several hundred volumes of the tax code can be repurposed for emergency butt-wiping purposes.
It was either that or heat the house with it
We have plenty of toilet paper, but we’re running low on croutons.
An appropriate use for Mallard’s comment section.
Use tissue paper.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
At least Mallard Fillmore served a useful purpose for once.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I still got one in reserve.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fortunately, “Boondocks” collections are plentiful on the ground.
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
most excellent
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
I’m sure several hundred volumes of the tax code can be repurposed for emergency butt-wiping purposes.
gigagrouch almost 5 years ago
It was either that or heat the house with it
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
We have plenty of toilet paper, but we’re running low on croutons.
dunites almost 5 years ago
An appropriate use for Mallard’s comment section.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Use tissue paper.