…poof… it will be like a miracle gone when April hits…
…but of course April’s batting average is only .027…
…she hits very badly…
…but this Froglandian Rhinovirus is not deadly…
…that is why the length of my horn…
…will be the new foot…
…of course JOX Sports won’t show my horn…
…because the Rhinovirus is now very serious…
…and no commentor will get the -quote/unquote ’juice until they say Terrible Terry Teeter totters tater-totters Tuesday otters canon fodder SPAM products…
…of course…
…we all love Terry…
…I love Terry biglier than than anyone us on the island…
…and Mary Ann…
…she doesn’t have to take off her top…
…the Professor doesn’t have to parade around with nothing but his dirty underwear on his head…
..I would never suggest that…
…but other commentors are…
…the space guy…
…brass knuckles…
…the windy person…
…painful…
…so, so many others…
…“: Ah, but the strawberries! That’s, that’s where I had them.”…
Situational ethics? Welcome to life; you either make it work for you or against you- for instance, I have turned my own equivocal nature into a new dance craze called the funky plumage. It has the added advantage of creating a smoke screen for land sharks.
The Good Part is, if you are perchance eaten by an escaped carnivore that you turned your back on, we won’t have to listen to your fabricated spur-of-the-moment excuses, a.k.a. situational ethics, anymore!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
An inescapable fate. Must be in San Bonifacio.
Buoy over 4 years ago
O Please let it be a Hippopotamus.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 4 years ago
Not to be a part of tergiversation but a sea urchin escaping would be unethical in this situation..
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I’m hiding in the bush, waiting for A possible elephant stampede….
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…part of me thinks he’s right…
..then, again…
…I don’t know…
…this is just a lame Froglandian plot to get me…
…poof… it will be like a miracle gone when April hits…
…but of course April’s batting average is only .027…
…she hits very badly…
…but this Froglandian Rhinovirus is not deadly…
…that is why the length of my horn…
…will be the new foot…
…of course JOX Sports won’t show my horn…
…because the Rhinovirus is now very serious…
…and no commentor will get the -quote/unquote ’juice until they say Terrible Terry Teeter totters tater-totters Tuesday otters canon fodder SPAM products…
…of course…
…we all love Terry…
…I love Terry biglier than than anyone us on the island…
…and Mary Ann…
…she doesn’t have to take off her top…
…the Professor doesn’t have to parade around with nothing but his dirty underwear on his head…
..I would never suggest that…
…but other commentors are…
…the space guy…
…brass knuckles…
…the windy person…
…painful…
…so, so many others…
…“: Ah, but the strawberries! That’s, that’s where I had them.”…
…no rhinos here…
…nothing to see at all…
Radish... over 4 years ago
Fait de tergiverser ; attitude d’une personne qui tergiverse.
Assez de tergiversations !
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
“..something something something something..who am I”
coltish1 over 4 years ago
That sounds like one of those Jungian archetype-type things. Not the ethics part.
Radish... over 4 years ago
The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they’re dumb
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum
Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
.
Doesn’t say anything about the carnivores.
Ray_C over 4 years ago
A master of situational ethics! I take it to mean he just shoplifted a pack of toilet paper from the supermarket.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Probably not the most effective hook up app profile.
INGSOC over 4 years ago
Keymaster finds Gatekeeper – https://youtu.be/YnJvsBbELvk
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
More apropos … CORONAVORE …!
Radish... over 4 years ago
Here, Red In Tooth and Claw!
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
Situational ethics? Welcome to life; you either make it work for you or against you- for instance, I have turned my own equivocal nature into a new dance craze called the funky plumage. It has the added advantage of creating a smoke screen for land sharks.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
The Good Part is, if you are perchance eaten by an escaped carnivore that you turned your back on, we won’t have to listen to your fabricated spur-of-the-moment excuses, a.k.a. situational ethics, anymore!
To all my zoo-free friends, bon appetit!
painedsmile over 4 years ago
I hate it when the camels escape from the zoo.