Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 08, 2020

What if they sold tickets to wars and nobody bought one?

“Yeah, I’m here to pick up 6,000 will call tickets. I think it’s probably under ‘Horde.’”

Looks kind of like a Monty Python sketch.

Every Renaissance Festival entrance, everwhere.

“What we have here is—-failure to communicate!”

I guess he had reservations about the attack.

Nope

Oy!

They say that due to COVID-19, they only allow one attacker in at a time, and they must physical distance from the inhabitants.

Normally you’ d see a moat, it provides protection in a round-about way.

Didn’t they get the message that the season was cancelled?

Must be Robert of Locksley.

If they’re using Ticketmaster, then this war will cost them twice what it should.

Hey, he has “front row” tickets!