The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 06, 2020

Do you really think he wants to go there?

That’s why I don’t need GPS, some one is always telling me where to go, and often what to do when I get there.

But it has to be a real direction.

Google GPS app is free and does exactly what I need it to do…

I would hate to be married to Gladys.

So Gladys is giving Brutus directions how to get home with her?

Luckily I knew where I was going and how to get there when I drove.

He’d be happy/relieved to oblige, Gladys.

But now he doesn’t need her.

How old does your car have to be, not to support using your ‘maps’ app on your phone?

Show him how to get there.

New GPS? Is this a 20 year old strip? Not only are they not new – I’m thinking they’ve disappeared from the market.

Get in the back seat then

Which she often does whether he wants it or not.

What goes around comes around Gladys….